Boy crazy.

As I sit here listening to a classic Chris Brown song I start to wonder what happened to him and RiRi because fuck his voice is like an angel; but then I remember he beat the shit out of her and the rest is history. Any who! Back to business and me ranting about thing that drive me crazy or I am just so confused by. Disclaimer: For those friends of mine who may or may not read this, this isn't directed at you. It is directed at all females and males as a whole. But legit we've probably had a conversation about this and I'm simply putting these things out there to the world because honestly, they piss me the fuck off.

GIRLS ARE CRAZY.  For boys. For sex. For attention. For money. Frankly, I don't get it. I like to be my own person and do my own things and not answer to anyone other than my dog because I mean she's pretty high maintenance. Please understand one thing here... I have never been in a serious relationship that consisted of the "facebook official" thing. Sure, I've hung out with guys lots but never really went anywhere further than that and I am 100% okay with that. I don't need a label to make me feel secure about where I stand. If I am important to them they will take the time to see/hang out with me. I don't expect someone to give up what they value in their lives just to appease to my wants. Notice I say wants, because that kind of stuff is nice, sure, but it isn't imperative to tell me you love me every five seconds or for you text me every single minute of every single day. I hear my girlfriends talk about how they hate it when they don't speak to their significant others all the time and I'm like "yo, A) who has time for that and B) what the fuck are you going to talk about when you actually see each other!?" Ladies, I beg of you! Do not give up who you are in order to please a man or a boy, because lets face it they aren't even men anymore they all act like little boys most of the time. I admit, I am guilty of all of this too. Not to long ago I was texting someone and he didn't respond for like 45 minutes and I was like "yoo, guys I think he's ghosting me.." to which we all sat and laughed about for awhile and I still get made fun of to this day for it.

MEN! My favorite people most of the time. I apologize to you for the crazy shit us women put you through. 98% of the time we don't even realize we are being psycho bitches and just need a swift kick in the ass to snap out of it. However, this isn't the case in all instances. Sometimes you're the psycho bitch who needs a slap upside the head because you sometimes cause just as much drama as we do. And for that, I thank you for the entertainment. Wholeheartedly, I love most of you because you don't come crying to me when you're girlfriend you've had for 2 weeks broke up with you like some of my female co-conspirators do. This doesn't mean I love them any less, it just means I shake my head more at the female species rather than you horny asses. Let's be honest here, we are all super similar in a lot of ways, but the way men can shut off their emotions is amazing to me most days. The cold shoulder or "ghosting" is your specialty basically. Right? I mean sure, I've got the cutting people off cold turkey thing down pretty good, considering the past few years I have some practice with it. But with that said, sometimes we and I say we, meaning men and women, need closure and answers as to why out of the blue you dropped off the face of the planet. SURE, we could be too clingy or too needy or ignore you. Whatever the case is, be considerate of other peoples feelings. Not everyone is able to shut out things as good as some of us can.

With all of this being said, I just want everyone to take a step back and evaluate their relationships. All relationships. Friendships, serious relationships, fuck buddy relationships, family relationships. Now think about them for a minute. Do they make you happy? Do you sit there and wonder why that person or people are in your life? If that is the case, maybe it's time to do some talking or serious cuts. There is ZERO point in having people in your life who bring you drama, heartache, tears, or just plain ol' don't make you feel good about yourself.  As I am now back at work up in the boonies, I have a lot of time to myself and I often find myself thinking about people at home. Being 695km's away from the people you love is pretty hard sometimes. But with that said, it kind of makes you think of who really matters and who is just in your life to just be there.  I saw a picture and posted it today. It said "it took me way too long to realize that you shouldn't stay friends with people who never ask how you're doing." And for me this couldn't be more true.  I've been away from home for 2 weeks and I have heard from very few people. Which, in all honesty, has been a blessing and a shitty time because people who I used to talk to everyday have fallen off the face of the earth. I know, I know. It takes two people to text and talk but sitting up here in the middle of the bush makes you miss home and kind of hope someone is maybe missing you too.

But who knows, that's enough ranting and complaining for one day I think.  Talk about getting off topic. And I swear to fuck if anyone get's butt hurt over this I'm going to scream.

Sit on my face.

"Sit on my face"

"Cock me"

"Gurl do you like whales? We can go humpback at my place later"

"Let me see dem titties"

"My dick + your face=best facial ever"

"Are you a washing machine? Because I want to fill you with my dirty load"

"You look like a slut, want to take a ride?"

"Wow, by the looks of you you have a fat ass that I'd like to taste"

"You look like you'd like to be ridden hard and put away wet"

The above are all messages I have been sent on Tinder. To which I shook my head and deleted me account.

These are just a few of the lines "men" think are appropriate to use on a woman. Whether it be on Tinder, in the bar or over Facebook; men are using lines like the above to try and woo a woman into bed. If you're like me, these lines are super degrading. No, I'm not saying that women don't sexualize men but if you think something like the above is going to be the start of a great relationship whether it be fuck buddies or an old fashioned relationship, think again. These words or "pick up lines" are disgusting and make people feel like shit about themselves. I'm/we are not sex machines or need you to help us get laid most of us are quite capable of taking care of that task on our own... Just saying.

Being someone who has never been a size two or ever been in a serious relationship, things like Tinder are sometimes interesting to see what guys these days are into. Growing up in a small town where everyone knows your business makes you want to never date anyone from there. I mean, that's the case for me. Although I never thought I would move back here and live here, I feel like that was right for me at the time. However, nothing what so ever has changed. The guys you saw in high school getting drunk, making fun of you because you're fat and trying to hook up with your best friend when they're at the bar completely shit faced are still at the bar trying to hook up with your best friends. I mean sure, some people never change but I feel like at some point there needs to be a time where you grow up and realize that being a pig towards women or even men needs to stop. At this rate, I choose to be single forever because the world where chivalry still existed is almost completely forgotten and gone. Relationships are not what they used to be and it kind of terrifies me for my niece and nephew.  

Why is it a marriage barely lasts over 10 years anymore? Why do spouses feel the need to cheat? Why would you want to throw away 26 fucking years with someone you've built a home, life and family with? The answer is because people are lazy. They can't admit defeat and ask for help when they need it. It's just easier to walk away and wash your hands of the life you had. But then what? You build another life with someone else and expect your kids to just fall into that new life and your new family? How is that normal? How is that viewed as being okay? I am not okay with that kind of life and I never will be. If by chance I end up falling in love with someone special the word "divorce" is not going to be in our vocabulary. If I give you the commitment to be with you "till death do us part" you better fucking believe that the only way out of that marriage is "death do us part." There is no taking the easy way out.  Sure this makes me sound completely crazy, but why put so much time, effort and love into something you can throw away like a pair of shit stained underwear?

I am so sick of seeing/hearing these types of things happening. Respect people. Love people. Cherish relationships you have. Don't take your friends, family or anyone for that matter for granted. Do what makes you happy, but don't be an asshole doing it.